A Don’t Hug Me County Fair

Who will win Miss Walleye Queen?

It’s county fair time in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota, which means one thing; The Miss Walleye Queen Competition. Bernice, the pretty waitress, sees this as her big chance to win Miss Walleye Queen, to be discovered, and more important, to have her face carved in butter at the State Fair. The trouble begins when Gunner’s wife, Clara, decides she also wants to win Miss Walleye Queen, and when Gunner’s estranged twin sister, Trigger shows up to try to win the beauty pageant, things get ugly.

WINNER!
Best Author Original Musical

Los Angeles Artistic Director Achievement Award

Featuring 18 original songs you’ll want to sing while eating a Pronto Pup, including:

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  • 1. If I Could Win Miss Walleye Queen

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  • 2. I’m Just a Pretty Forest Ranger

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  • 3. Our Butter Face Queen

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  • 4. My Campfire is Burnin’ For You

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  • 5. I’m a Bunyan Woman

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“It’s wonderful!”  - Dick Clark, TV Icon

“GO!”  - LA WEEKLY

“Riotously funny!”  
- Norwegian American Weekly

“A fun romp that is bound to be a popular superhit!” RECOMMENDED!
- Grigware Talks Theatre

“I love to laugh, and I did!” 
- LATheatreReview.com

“A howl-a-minute hoot!”   - Tolucan Times

“I laughed so hard my sides hurt!…I loved it!” - American Radio Network